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English jokes
A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.
Wow!," said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"
"Wrong number," replied the girl.
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?" JACK: "Would you punish me for something I didn't do
" TEACHER:" Of course not.
." JACK: "Good, because I haven't done my homework
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One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class.
He stood up in front of the class and said, "Would everyone who thinks he or she is stupid please stand up?" o
After a minute or so of silence, a young man stood up.
a "Well, hello there sir. So you actually think you're a moron?" the professor asked.
The kid replied, "No sir, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
One boy answers, "We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
اسيل- عضو بارز
- تاريخ التسجيل : 14/05/2009
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رد: English jokes
hahahhahahahahahahahahhahahhahaahhahaahhhahhhahhh
thanks my sister really it's so funny
thx again
thanks my sister really it's so funny
thx again
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رد: English jokes
ثانكيو فور يور جوب
يور ابجكت ات فري قود
ههههههههههههههه
thank for tour job
your subject is very good
يور ابجكت ات فري قود
ههههههههههههههه
thank for tour job
your subject is very good
bilal-df- :: عضو شرفي ::
- تاريخ التسجيل : 27/03/2009
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HHHHHHHHHHH
THANX for Joks SISTER
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especially the first one
THANX for Joks SISTER
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especially the first one
THE_DARK_SNIPER- :: عضو شرفي ::
- تاريخ التسجيل : 25/01/2009
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